how could this man.......


get this woman??????



CUZ HE"S EDDIE FREAKIN VAN HALEN, THAT"S HOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

check out my newest aquisition! (pic isn't mine, but mine is identical)


you gotta use pedals to start it and you can ride it like a bicycle.
this is gonna sound gay.... but moped really make me happy.  and they are much cheaper than mustangs and corvette!!
plus i swear to god chicks love them.
if you got a moped and wanna cruise with my little moped gang, shoot me an email.
or if any ladies wanna ride :)

my band is playing at Screams haunted theme park.
AND patty vaughn and the eagle will be there too!



it is going to be SCARYYYYYYYY bitch.