"Walls," Nikki's friend for more than 20 years, stops by the studio. He's gotten into tons of hilarious adventures with Nikki, and you'll hear how they ended up on the run from the Mexican police due to a not-so-minor fireworks display. Plus, Nikki's dog goes on the attack and eyes his most private parts. And a Crime Against MANkind that could cripple men in the bedroom: sex headaches. Listen:

Nikki goes to get a tattoo covered up:

David Draiman is the lead singer of Disturbed, but he's put that project on the backburner to start all over with a brand-new band called Device. David tells us how the band came together and why he's excited to play venues that would be way too small for Disturbed. Plus, Nikki reveals how guys can fake orgasms just like women. And, who would have the balls to be blindfolded and ushered into a tattoo parlor to let their friends pick their next tat? The losers of the game "tattoo roulette." Listen:

A bachelor party is a guy's last taste of freedom, so is it cheating if a guy hooks up on his bachelor party? Nikki and Kerri lay down some rules. If you've seen photos on the Internet of Nikki looking a little less-than-rockerish, his fiance is to blame. Hear what she did that caused Nikki to label it a Crime Against MANkind. Speaking of CAM, we have another one about guys who play with a particular brand of '80s girls' toys. We'll also discuss age-appropriate hair dye, our regrets and our favorite junk foods. Listen

Scientists have figured out the key to happiness, and it involves sex.  Lots and lots of sex.  In fact, not even Gene Simmons may be able to have this much sex.  Dozens of musicians have complained to us about the sea of cell phones they see in the crowd when they're playing on stage.  But one artist has come up with a way to put all those smartphones to good use DURING the show.  Plus, is it ok for a cop to bust a prostitute -- AFTER sex has already started?

Most people would pay anything to stay OUT of prison.  But some folks are actually lining up (and forking over cash) to check INTO jail.  Find out why.  Good news for scrawny, pencil-neck guys: There's a certain type of woman who finds you more attractive AND they're not afraid to hit to sack.  Plus a bunch of bizarre tattoo news, including a tattoo so offensive, it cost a STRIPPER her job.  and why fake tattoos may be more dangerous than the real ones.