The NFL came one step closer to its first female athlete this week, but Nikki's not sure if he wants to let the girls play in his favorite game. A Million Moms are hot and bothered over a commercial that they say promotes pig porking! Plus, if you're caught stealing a car, the consequences are pretty clear, but what about if you're caught stealing someone's sperm? Nikki will tackle an issue too sticky for Maury Povich. Listen: