Avenged Sevenfold Guitarist
Lead Singer of Shinedown
Hot Stipper Chick
That's right, they've attacked our beloved chili. Here's just a small snippet of what they had to say about Cincinnati Chili:
"horrifying diarrhea sludge (most commonly encountered in the guise of the "Skyline" brand) that Ohioans slop across plain spaghetti noodles and hot dogs as a way to make the rest of us feel grateful that our own shit-eating is (mostly) figurative."