THIS WEEK'S PRIZES:
WIN B4 BUY STONE SOUR
HOUSE OF BLUES 2/13
FRIDAY 750A: MIKE LUCE
FROM DROWNING POOL
We shot about 500 pics in the lobby with everyone from Kid Rock to Rob Zombie to the Pope of DEATH. Great costumes!
MORE FREAKERS in the lobby, Starship trooper, Little People Clowns, Bloody corpses, Kid Rock, a family of GHOULS and more
Cindy Scull and KEGL were at The Boiler Room for a meet and greet with Drowning Pool Wednesday!
Photo credit: shutterstock/coronado
SEX AND DRINKING CAN BE EVEN BETTER!
Home remedies for making it all better than the greatness it already is...there's a discussion going on right now online about life tricks you can use to improve the ADULT aspects of your life. Here are six of the best ones . . .
1. Use conditioner instead of shaving cream or gel when you're shaving down there. Your skin will be smoother with no ingrown hairs or bumps.
2. If you're throwing up from alcohol and can't keep water down, suck on ice cubes instead. You'll hydrate slower and won't feel the need to throw up more like you do when water hits your stomach.
3. Numbing lube works great as hemorrhoid relief.
4. You can open a beer on pretty much any door . . . just put the cap against the metal hinges or the striker plate on the lock.
5. After sex or self-loving, clean up with cool or lukewarm water. If the water's too hot or too cold, it breaks down the proteins and makes them harder to scrub off.
6. If you feel like you need a drink in your office at work, also rub hand sanitizer on your hands. It will make people think the smell is the hand sanitizer, not the booze.
GOT ANY????? ADD YOURS BELOW............
photo credit: shutterstock/YanLev
PIC CINDY'S COSTUME FOR FREAKERS :
1. SILK SPECTRE OF THE WATCHMEN
2. CAT WOMAN FROM DARK KNIGHT RISES
3. AGENT KENSINGTON FROM AUSTIN POWERS
photo credit: youtube
WOMEN ARE CRAZY FOR DUCK DYNASTY...QUACK CALLS MAKE ME HORNY!!
The male stars of "Duck Dynasty" say female fans keep propositioning them . . . even though they're married . . . and their hygiene sucks. In a new interview with "Men's Journal", PHIL ROBERTSON says, quote, "The scary part is that hundreds, if not thousands, of women want to marry SI [ROBERTSON] . Womanhood has dropped to a new low in America if all those women want to marry Si." Si is already married . . . as are the rest of the Robertson men. But that hasn't stopped women from wanting to have sex with them.
"Men's Journal" says that a group of "girls from New Jersey" recently approached JASE ROBERTSON in a parking lot, and asked him to join them for some "fun" in their hotel room. He declined. Even Phil, who's a grisly 67 years old, says women have come on to him . . . quote, "many, many, many" times since the show began. He says, quote, "They walk up with a pair of little bitty, bitty bikini underwear and say, 'Will you sign these?' Well, my first question is, 'Are they clean?' "But, see, as I move forward on my travels, I make sure I take two things with me: My Bible and my woman, Miss Kay. You see what I'm saying? I've put my heathen days behind me. I'm not going down that path again." Phil adds that all this attention from the ladies is surprising . . . because in their family, quote, "There's not a lot of personal hygiene going on." He says they only brush their teeth once a day . . . never comb their hair . . . don't floss their teeth . . . rarely shower or wash their faces . . . and do not use deodorant.
Top 5 HOT THINGS ABOUT GUYS with bad hygiene
1. Delicious Belly button lint.
2. Yummy toe cheese.
3. Leftovers in beard for snacks.
4. Human hair balls
5. Enough stink ass to kill Osama Bin Laden. Again.
6. (ADD ANOTHER ONE IN THE COMMENT SECTION BELOW...)
PHOTO CREDIT: getty images
ANOTHER LARGER THAN LIFE EVENT FROM YOUR MORNING SKULL EVERYDAY NEXT WEEK 825AM.
WIN your way into an Exclusive Question & Answer session Backstage with Korn's Brian Head Welch Freaker's afternoon...listen for the Deadly Medley and ur in.
This is one of the most moving things I've seen in a long time. Although its been out for a while, Brian Head Welch's raw and uncensored confessions of an addict, finding Christ and starting a new life. I AM SECOND description from their website:
"I am Second is a movement meant to inspire people of all kinds to live for God and for others. Actors. Athletes. Musicians. Business leaders. Drug addicts. Your next-door neighbor. People like you. The authentic stories on iamsecond.com provide insight into dealing with typical struggles of everyday living. These are stories that give hope to the lonely and the hurting, help from destructive lifestyles, and inspiration to the unfulfilled. You’ll discover people who’ve tried to go it alone and have failed. Find the hope, peace, and fulfillment they found. Be Second."
Watch this video and come prepared to ask some questions, not just about KORN , but about addiction, God and life. Brian's got an amazing stories...really heartbreaking to see the pain he went through, and inspiring to see the progress he has made. Congratulations Mr. Welch.
I will be doing some specific KORN /BRIAN HEAD WELCH contesting to weed out the ppl that really dont know or care about this, we want the real KORN FANS to be there, so be listening next week to get in. This is F*ckin cool.
VOTE FOR KISS! ROCK HALL OF FAME 2014 NOMINEES
The 2014 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominations were announce with KISS, Deep Purple, prog rock legends Yes, Nirvana, the Replacements and Peter Gabriel are among the nominees. More include Linda Ronstadt, The Zombies, Cat Stevens, rock and roller Link Wray, the Meters, disco band Chic, and rap stars LL Cool J, and N.W.A.
We get a small say in who may be inducted next April at a black tie ceremony in New York city by voting in a poll on Rolling Stone magazine. From now until December 10th, fans can vote BY CLICKING HERE for the nominees they'd like to see inducted. The top five acts will comprise a "fan's ballot" that will count as one of the more than 600 ballots that determine the Class of 2014.
We gotta get KISS in there...they have been snubbed so many times, and look at how many bands they influenced. Obviously all the nominees are appreciated by their fans, but KISS (and Deep Purple) gptta be in.
photo credit Getty Images.
photo: Martin Valigursky/shutterstock
GIANT IMPLANTS IMPROVE SEX LIFE...BUT HUGE CARTOON BOOBS CAN HURT IT.
Yes, you can buy a better sex life! A new study just found that getting breast implants IMPROVES your SEX LIFE and that women reported a large boost in their arousal AND sexual satisfaction after they got their big implants. A nice size, shapely and larger than before works, however, . . girls who went CARTOONISHLY BIG with their implants, reported the reverse results. Probably because they are most likely to get STRETCH MARKS on their breasts after the surgery ( cuz theyre too big) . . . and NONE of the women with cartoon size fake boobs and stretch marks reported an improvement in their sex lives. Why does it happen? The researchers say that implants instantly give women more CONFIDENCE in their body, which translates to better sex. But seeing new stretch marks can undermine that confidence. The truth is, most women get turned on by feeling sexy and when you have nice boobies (if they didnt already) its a big turn on. Anotherwords, its more about how she feels about herself than about you.
There's been plenty of studies with similar results before, but this is the first one that said Cartoon size boobs have the reverse effect. So there ya go. Want more hooch? Get her some nice boobies!
Do bigger hooters improve sex for you? List comments below....
photo credit: PLAYBOY/VIA YOUTUBE
DALLAS ISD TEACHER POSED FOR PLAYBOY?
Christy Nicole Deweese , who is a Dallas ISD Spanish Teacher at Townview Magnet High School, is under fire now that its come out that she posed for PLAYBOY 2 years ago in the COED issue, 2011. She did full frontal nudity for her fans and now there's a full argument amongst parents whether its ok for a teacher to be a former Playboy model.
Could hurt her creds as a teacher, but boys will be fighting to get into her class....the question is, will they actually learn Spanish in there? Would you , as a 16 yr old boy, be able to learn from a Playboy Model, or would it be too distracting?
If she's a real BALLBUSTER type teacher, this could work better?!!
BY Request...here it is.
Little Russ's Mama stopped in to say HAPPY B-DAY to Russ on Friday. A very loving woman with giant loving "Mommy pillows" ...Thanks for all the emails requesting to play it again, here's the recap and HFB Russ!