THIS WEEK'S PRIZES:
WIN B4 BUY STONE SOUR
HOUSE OF BLUES 2/13
FRIDAY 750A: MIKE LUCE
FROM DROWNING POOL
We shot about 500 pics in the lobby with everyone from Kid Rock to Rob Zombie to the Pope of DEATH. Great costumes!
MORE FREAKERS in the lobby, Starship trooper, Little People Clowns, Bloody corpses, Kid Rock, a family of GHOULS and more
Cindy Scull and KEGL were at The Boiler Room for a meet and greet with Drowning Pool Wednesday!
photo credit: youtube
WOMEN ARE CRAZY FOR DUCK DYNASTY...QUACK CALLS MAKE ME HORNY!!
The male stars of "Duck Dynasty" say female fans keep propositioning them . . . even though they're married . . . and their hygiene sucks. In a new interview with "Men's Journal", PHIL ROBERTSON says, quote, "The scary part is that hundreds, if not thousands, of women want to marry SI [ROBERTSON] . Womanhood has dropped to a new low in America if all those women want to marry Si." Si is already married . . . as are the rest of the Robertson men. But that hasn't stopped women from wanting to have sex with them.
"Men's Journal" says that a group of "girls from New Jersey" recently approached JASE ROBERTSON in a parking lot, and asked him to join them for some "fun" in their hotel room. He declined. Even Phil, who's a grisly 67 years old, says women have come on to him . . . quote, "many, many, many" times since the show began. He says, quote, "They walk up with a pair of little bitty, bitty bikini underwear and say, 'Will you sign these?' Well, my first question is, 'Are they clean?' "But, see, as I move forward on my travels, I make sure I take two things with me: My Bible and my woman, Miss Kay. You see what I'm saying? I've put my heathen days behind me. I'm not going down that path again." Phil adds that all this attention from the ladies is surprising . . . because in their family, quote, "There's not a lot of personal hygiene going on." He says they only brush their teeth once a day . . . never comb their hair . . . don't floss their teeth . . . rarely shower or wash their faces . . . and do not use deodorant.
Top 5 HOT THINGS ABOUT GUYS with bad hygiene
1. Delicious Belly button lint.
2. Yummy toe cheese.
3. Leftovers in beard for snacks.
4. Human hair balls
5. Enough stink ass to kill Osama Bin Laden. Again.
6. (ADD ANOTHER ONE IN THE COMMENT SECTION BELOW...)