Genius.

You'd probably pronounce MMA fighter Dan Mainus' last name as MAY-nuss. Apparently, if you have a British accent, it sounds like you're saying my-AY-nuss.

Which is funny. Proof:

"Mainus is relaxed here, Pat."

"Mainus is just bleeding all over Chavez's chest."

I'm pretty sure this announcer is screwing with us.

Isn't this one of the signs of the apocalypse?

No big deal -- a 13-year-old Russian girl bench presses 240 pounds with ease:

Russia, man. Russia.

A YouTube user looks at the camera with his young son at his side, and says, "Max has been a very bad boy. Unfortunately, I'm going to have to give him a little bit of punishment."

After allowing Max to choose his punishment -- a punch in the face -- dad agrees and clocks the toddler right in the nose. And then again. And again.

Of course, the entire thing is obviously faked and just a dad playing around with his son. But you would be shocked -- SHOCKED, I tell you! -- to learn that people on the Internet are freaking out about it, saying that it's still child abuse. Here's the video:

What do you think?