It's the Party Python: a 26-pound, eight-foot-long edible gummy python.
The Party Python's site says, "Folks, the Party Python is about as ridiculous as candy can get. Simply put, it is a demanding piece of confectionery that blurs the line between food and art." It's also over 36,000 calories.
It's intended to serve 306 people, but don't worry -- it's gluten-free. And made in the USA because 'merica!
Here's a video of the British advertising team working on a commercial for the Party Python:
Click here to see more photos on the Party Python's site. May God have mercy on our souls.