As if the headline wasn't good enough...
Meredith Grayson Watson, of Hiawassee Avenue, got into an argument with his wife at the Roadhouse on North Lumpkin Street, then went outside and held a Taser as if it were his penis and discharged it at passersby, Athens-Clarke police said.
What could they have been arguing about?
They were arguing about him being intoxicated as they entered the bar.
Gee, who could've guessed?
"(The bartender) stated he went outside and put the Taser down to his pants and was acting like it was his penis," according to the arrest report.
"When people would walk by he would shock it at them and would come as close as arm's reach from them and set the Taser off," according to the report. "He scared a few girls so much they crossed the street to get away."
He actually sounds like a pretty-fun guy to party with. Click here for the full story.