After all the debates, stump speeches, and interviews in the presidential election, there's one extremely-important issue that neither President Barack Obama nor Mitt Romney will address: what to do if an asteroid is heading toward Earth.
I know what you're thinking: Scafidi is a genius. You're right. But let's not focus on that -- we need solutions. No previous president has put forward an answer to this humanity-threatening problem. Do we want more of the same? NO!
Thankfully, despite Obama's and Romney's treasonous ignorance of the asteroid threat, one organization is stepping up to save us all. The United Nations' Space Generation Advisory Council has come up with a way to protect Earth from an incoming asteroid -- and no, it doesn't involve Bruce Willis or Ben Affleck.
Their answer? A giant paintball gun.
Click here to read why it might actually work.