Thanks so much for logging on to our website to find out "just who in the hell is this DZL dude?" Here are some things about me that are random, but true:
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(L to R Dexter from The Offspring, My friend Jack, Noodles from The Offspring and ME)
Jimmy Kimmel did a segment the other night where a staffer went to the Coachella music festival, and asked people to comment on made-up bands, like "The Chelsea Clintons" and "The Obesity Epidemic."
The result was a bunch of hipsters embarrassing themselves. And apparently the guys at FootballNation.com liked the idea, because they sent someone to the NFL Draft, and asked fans to comment on PLAYERS that don't actually exist.
It's actually more ridiculous than the Kimmel one, because the player names are SO obviously fake . . .. (They answer questions about "Buster Hymen," "Mike Hawk," and "Neil Andblow.")