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Friday 10-10-2008 10:43am

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Well lookee there! The Doctor's fav


Tag along, Rose (Billie Piper), catchin' some sun!

And there's Martha Jones!

Martha, you naughty gehl.

A terminator! What an unfair trick
to play on playas. What normal
male could resist its charms??

Careful! Those are prolly
.50 jubblies she's sporting!

RANDOM HOT CHICS

IN THEIR NATIVE ENVIRONMENTS.

(WARNING: these chicks are dangerous. Do not
feed the chicks or try and pet them.)

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The Regal Tailed Fuscia Chick.

The rare and easy to spook
Melon Coral Chick!

This species can bite down
with an approximate 1200 lbs
per square inch pressure. Don't get close!

Ahhhh yes, the ever playful
and gregarious Teal Hee Hee Chick.

She's scratching her back on
some local fauna! Adorable,
isn't she?

Shhh! Another easily frightened
species, the Purple Backed
Wild Mane chick!

Those nails are razor sharp, my friend!
Approach with care and some sun tan oil.

A Little Military Humor
(I'll post a new one each day for the next few weeks)

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BRET X's Daily Rawk Tawk
(or almost daily)

FOO FIGHTERS FIGHT MCCAIN

The Foo Fighters are not happy with presidential candidate John McCain. According to Billboard.com, they have come up against the Republican party for using their song “My Hero” without permission from the band. In a statement the Foos say, “It's frustrating and infuriating that someone who claims to speak for the American people would repeatedly show such little respect for creativity and intellectual property." They go on to explain that the song was written as a celebration of the common man and his extraordinary potential. We’ll find out who the next U-S president will be on November 4th, but we’re still waiting to find out when the Foo Fighters will be playing again here in the U-S. We’ll keep you posted.

GO TO VINNIE PAUL ABBOTT’S HALLOWEEN PARTY

Each year, former Pantera drummer Vinnie Paul Abbott throws a Halloween party at his home with friends, but this year, the Hellyeah rocker is moving it to a public place, and you can go to it. All you need is a costume and 15 bucks. The event will happen at the Firewater Bar & Grill in Dallas and fans must be in costume to gain entry. Kiss and Bon Jovi tribute bands will perform at the party. For tickets or more info, head to FireWaterDallas.FrontGateTickets.com.

Oh yeah, &.....

CHINESE DEMOCRACY GETS OFFICIAL RELEASE DATE

While we’ve reported this news a number of times in the past few years, this time it’s looking like it might actually be for real. Guns N’ Roses long awaited album, Chinese Democracy, has an official release date. The record, which has been 13-years in the making, is set to hit shelves on November 23rd, just in time for you to be grateful for the disc on Thanksgiving. You’ll only be able to get the album at Best Buy though, they’ve got the exclusive selling rights to it.

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                                                                          Dude! Is today your birthday?



                                     You're celebrating the day you entered the world with these pukes as well:^{Friday, October 10th}

^{Peter Coyote (actor and author) is 67
- Has co-hosted the Oscars
Charles Dance (actor,) is 62
“Benedict” in Last Action Hero
John Prine (singer-songwriter) is 62
- GRAMMY award winning singer/songwriter
Ben Vereen (actor-dancer) is 62
“Chicken George Moore” in Roots
Cyril Neville (singer) is 60
- Known for being a member of The Neville Brothers
Midge Ure (singer-guitarist) is 55
- Born James Ure
David Lee Roth (singer) is 54
- Best known for being the frontman for Van Halen
Tanya Tucker (country singer) is 50
- had her first hit “Delta Dawn” when she was 13 years old
Julia Sweeney (actress) is 49
- Former cast member of Saturday Night Live
Bradley Whitford (actor, “Josh Lyman” on The West Wing) is 49
- Married to actress Jane Kaczmarek

Saturday, October 11th

Luke Perry (actor) is 42
“Dylan McKay” on Beverly Hills, 90210
Jane Krakowski (actor,) is 40
“Elaine” on Ally McBeal
Constance Zimmer (actress) is 38
“Claire Simms” on Boston Legal
U-God (rapper) is 38
- Member of the Wu-Tang Clan
MC Lyte (rapper) is 37
- Had many hits including the song “Ruffneck”
Emily Deschanel (actress) is 32
“Dr. Temperance Brennan” on Bones
Michelle Trachtenberg (actress) is 23
“Dawn” on Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Sunday, October 12th

Nappy Brown (blues singer) is 79
- Born Napoleon Brown Culp
Dick Gregory (comedian-activist) is 76
- Once ran for President of the United States
Sam Moore (singer) is 73
- Singer for Sam and Dave
Luciano Pavarotti (opera singer) would have been 73
- Passed away on September 6th, 2007
Chris Wallace (news correspondent) is 61
- Current host of FOX News Wallace
Susan Anton (actress-singer) is 58
“Jackie” on Baywatch
Pat DiNizio (singer-guitarist) is 53
- Frontman for The Smithereens
Carlos Bernard (actor) is 46
“Tony Almeida” on 24
Claude McKnight (singer) is 46
- Member of the group Take 6
Hugh Jackman (actor) is 40
“Wolverine” in the X-Men films}

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

Wednesday 09-24-2008 9:17am

(Disclaimer: No offense is intended by any of these phrases. If you are indeed offended it is highly suggested that you grow some stones and then grow up.) I make no guarantees on how successful you will be in using these with actual speakers of Chinese. The results could be injurious to your person or even fatal. :) I'm adding more as time goes by, too, so check back to see what new phrase has been added to help you in those situations where you need some Chinese.

1) My income tax is high.......Mi So Po

2) That's not right............................Sum Ting Wong

3) Are you harboring a fugitive?..................Hu Yu Hai Ding or Hu Yu Hai Ding Nao?

4) See me ASAP...................................Kum Hia Nao

5) Stupid Man....................................Hi Dum Gai

6) Small Horse...................................Tai Ni Po Ni

7) Did you go to the beach?.......................Wai Yu So Tan?

8) I bumped the coffee table.....................Ai Bang Mai Ni

9) I think you need a face lift..................Chin Tu Fat

10) It's Very dark in here........................Wao So Dim

11) I Thought you were on a diet?..................Wai Yu Mun Ching?

12) This is a tow away zone.......................No Pah King

13) Our meeting was rescheduled...................Wai Yu Kum Nao?

14) Staying out of sight..........................Lei Ying Lo

15) He's cleaning his automobile .................Wa Shing Ka

16) Your body odor is offensive...................Yu Stin Ki Pu

17) Please use the toilet...........................No Fling Pu

18) You are in a restricted area.................Yu Go Nao

19) Are you two getting together?.................Bi Yu Mi Ting?

20) Please speak softly...............Wai Yu So Lao?

21) My car has stalled..........Mi No Go Nao.

22) Your information is inaccurate....Dat Bi Wong.

23) I am a cannibal........Mi Chu Yu

24) How was I supposed to know?................Hu Nu?

25) My cooking utensil is over there.......Hia Bi Mai Pan.

26) Your suggestion is ridiculous.........Yu Bi Hai.

27) My bladder is full.......Ai Go Pi Pi Nao.

28) Sexual intercourse.....Bae Bi Mae King.

29) May I be of assistance?.......Wai Yu Po King Mi?

30) That's not yours.......Gi Mi Dat.

31) A youthful stranger......Sum Yung Gai.

32) I find beef to be delicious......Mi Lai Ki Mu Mu.

33) Are you feeling self conscious?.....Wai So Gu Fi Nao?

34) She's having a close out sale.....Dae Soo Yu

35) My fiancee wants an expensive ring.....Bling Bling Bi Hai.

36) Please depart my presence.......Go Bai Bai.

37) I may be constipated............Wai No Pu Pu?

38) I really admire myself.......Bao Lo Tu Mi.

39) You're a very impressive person......Dang Man, Yu So Flai!

40) You seem rather pretentious.......Lae Low Man.

Feel free to send me any you come up with. E-mail me at mailto:bret@kdge.com
If I like'em I'll post'em. I promise....not to like'em, but to post'em if I do. :)

Achtung Sie!

Thursday 09-18-2008 9:27am

^{5a to 10a CST Mond. through Fri. ! It ain't just about panties, Lex's botox, and laughin' at self made losers! Highly intelligent with the added bonus of common sense (depending on your I.Q.) and they have advice for you. Feel free to call The Givers on, toll free, 866.977.DO US (3687). Wait, are you a self made loser and proud of it? Then DO NOT call if so. Read more about'em here on kegl.com or at}^{www.lexandterry.com}^{.

Chris will rock you 3p-7p Mon.- Fri.

His name is Zak. Zak United. He is all you ever hoped for.}

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The rumors are true. I was born and raised in Fort Worth. Well, that rumor is true enough. There are many others that are not true. Like my being an international spy during the '90's. That would have been cool (I think), but it's not true. And my being an assassin. Nah, not true. I admit to really liking the Jason Borne trilogy, but I ain't no assassin. Seriously.

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