Miley Cyrus may be Maxim's #1 hottie, but given that an invisible woman also made the list, I don't see why I dead one can't.  Check out Golden Girls star Bea Arthur!  To be totally honest, Bea didn't sit for this painting (which sold for $1.9 million), but I like her posthumous manx-iness!

P.S.  I airbrushed the bikini top.  For the real thing, you'll need  to click here.

They come in Pro, Premium, and Master of Puppets versions!!!!  More info here!

He was in a fight with his girlfriend.  He must have been pretty fired-up because somehow, he found himself removing ALL of his manhood (all of it)...the snake  and jewels, the beans and the frank...or however you'd like to word it.  As if dismembering himself weren't enough, he then took said body parts and flushed them down the toilet.  No, doctors cannot reattach.  You can get all the details here.

• The American Red Cross has set up two shelters in Granbury: First Christian Church of Granbury and First United Methodist Church  of Granbury
• Relatives seeking information about Hood County victims can call  682-498-8010
• Anyone seeking information about patients at Granbury Medical Center can  call 817-579-2888

To Help:

• Make a $10 donation by texting RED CROSS to 90999
• The Salvation Army is providing mobile kitchens to victims and first  responders, you can donate to salvationarmy.org
• Volunteers can go to First United Methodist Church of  Granbury at 301 Loop 567

More can be found on the WFAA website. 

Things that are heart-breaking: abused animals.  That's why people who are  able to overlook the heartbreak and really help an  animal in need are not  only saving their pet's life, but also removing some of the stigma about animal  welfare as being simply a "depressing" topic.  Below, is Naki'o.  Look  at how loved he is and what a survivor!!!

Naki'o was found, literally frozen, in a puddle on the floor of an abandoned  home in Nebraska with his litter-mates and dead mother.  Sob!  His  paws and tail were frost-bitten and had to be amputated, but with 4 bionic legs,  Naki'o is an adorable inspiration!  Read more about Naki'o and 4 other bionic canine survivors here.

Paul Templer was working as a river guide on the Zambezi River.  In case  you don't know where that is (because I didn't), it's on the border of Zambia  and Zimbabwe.  The hippo swallowed Templer, crushing one of his lungs, but  missing his heart and kidneys.  According to Templer, the inside of the  bull-hippo smelled like rotten eggs.  He also mentioned that it was hard to  tell how long they were under water since " time passes very slowly when  you're in a hippo's mouth."  Really?  Huh...

Simpsons creator Matt Groening's mother, Margaret Ruth  Groening, passed away last month.  Her obituary reveals her husband was  Homer, her sister was Patty, and her children were Mark, Matt, Lisa, and  Maggie.

Mr. Potato Head with hair (everywhere)?  I'd say Senor Testiculo definitely  outdoes the breast cancer ribbon when it comes to turning heads.  I mean,  my head is still cocked sideways with brow furrowed, alternating with literal  jaw-dropping....find out more about Mr. Balls here.

Blue Star Connection is at the Dallas International Guitar Festival this weekend.  If you have an instrument you are no longer using, bring it along and give it to Blue Star Connection, a charity that gives instruments to "medically-fragile children, teens, and youing adults."  You'll get a better feeling than if you pawn it and a tax write-off, so it pays for itself next year!  :)