Posted Thursday, July 5th 2012 @ 11am
Just when we thought Bret Michael's pet clothing set a new low, Bon Jovi has lowered the rock cred bar by becoming the newest Avon lady. Shannon Tweed has issued a war on groupies that could derail this summer's Motley/KISS tour. Luckily we're working on some black ops tactics to counter her measures. There's a medical crime against MANkind that most doctors are ignoring: porn headaches. We'll try to heal your head.